"Dancing In The Moon Light"

Based on the performance by King Harvest

"'Hancin Up With Enzyte"

Parody by Guy DiRito

My first Enzyte commercial, er I mean parody, that I did, featured Bob.
Just as Enzyte runs their commericals in series it seems, I have also written one about Bob's buddy Tom.
You can review the one on Bob at this URL: Bob's song

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Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.

Then, his friend Bob soon would shed some light,
Dogs that bark will rarely bite.
You can't seduce when you're uptight,
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

So if your gun just won't ever quite...
You can't chance it stand up right.
Got a drooper snatcher tool tonight?
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.

'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

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