Yup. I'm gonna have to vote you off of the island.

She: I heard you were wearing a dayglo orange jockstrap! Can I see...
He: Ha Ha Ha. I'm not wearing ANY jockstrap.

Really! I can hear the ocean in it if I put my ear up to it?

Jeez. You are premature aren't you?

Hey, my Frisbee isn't in there!

Nope. Put on your own damn sunblock.

Hey you're right. You can get crabs from the ocean.

Man...you weren't joking about shrinkage.

Why does it go in when I pull this string?

She: You actually bid on that on ebay?

I'm just making sure you are not carrying any weapons.

She: Oh, that's cute. A tatto that says Wanda.
He: No, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day'

She: So this is what was in that popcorn bag, no wonder it was so salty.
He: Yeah (ha ha) it gives a whole new meaning to 'Pop Corn'.

He: Ha - She thinks her contact lens is in there. Sure wish I had that box of popcorn from the drive-in movie last night.
She: ooo! Is that a banana? I like bananas. They have appeal.
(Dialog from a really bad porn flick.)

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